Category Archives: random

I Can Haz Blog?!

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Mommy Boots

Oh, hi! What’s up? Not much. Um. So, I haven’t been blogging much lately. For one, there was that whole me-going-to-Chicago-with-a-toddler thing. Which, by the way, was so not as terrifying and scary and hard as I thought it’d be. … Continue reading →

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Whose Boobs Are These, Anyway?

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Mommy Boots

I’ve never been big-chested. In fact, I’ve always lamented about how small the girls are. At my thinnest, I was an A cup. At my biggest (pre-baby), I was barely a B. It seemed nature’s cruel joke that when I … Continue reading →

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Oh, Look. I Have a Blog.

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Mommy Boots

I’ve been Internet AWOL for a few days. So much in fact that one of my best friends, Megan, texted me today. I’m sure you’re okay, but you’ve been quiet online so I wanted to check in. Two things. One: … Continue reading →

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Plague

Posted on February 19, 2011 by Mommy Boots

I mentioned the other day about our eventful and stinky trip to Olive Garden. Unfortunately for my family, that was just the first incident of diarrhea that we were about to deal with. Thursday night, my husband and I were … Continue reading →

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Rambling, Douchecanoes, & Tapeworms Named Seth

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Mommy Boots

You’re in luck. Do you know why? It’s a Friday night, I’m completely sober, and I’m bored as fuck. That means that you get a rambling, pointless blog post from me. Holy shit. Someone just revved up a motorcycle, or … Continue reading →

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Dear You

Posted on February 4, 2011 by Mommy Boots

Hi everybody! I was obsessing over browsing through my Google Analytics and I noticed that I’m still getting a pretty decent amount of daily hits from my old blog addresses, which are http://ttcgreen.blogspot.com and http://hope-springs-eternal.com. Nothing wrong with that, if … Continue reading →

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Randoms

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Mommy Boots

I just have some random, unrelated things to babble about today, in no particular order. First, thank you for all the amazing feedback and support in regards to my post about anxiety. I feel more empowered than before to take … Continue reading →

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Memetastic Award

Posted on January 23, 2011 by Mommy Boots

So, I’m not huge on blog awards these days. When I got my first way back when, I almost shit my pants. I was like HOLY FUCK, SOMEONE GAVE ME AN AWARD. Then I got more, and there was like … Continue reading →

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For a Minute, There

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Mommy Boots

For a minute there, I lost myself. I lost myself.. — Karma Police, Radiohead When I was pregnant, I knew everything. I believe I’ve mentioned this before. One of the things that I just knew was that I wasn’t going … Continue reading →

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Oh hai there, 2011!

Posted on January 2, 2011 by Mommy Boots

Is it going to take anyone else at least four months to get used to writing 2011? No? Just me? Okay then. On Thursday my best friend from Chicago, Megan, flew in to town. We rang in the New Year … Continue reading →

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